As we may have mentioned before, Pucky Luxx kept a regular journal, perhaps someday hoping to publish his memoirs after retiring for good out on his Camp Fornax compound. His writings intermingle so much fantasy and embellishment with accounts of actual events that it is quite difficult to rely on any of it for some kind of veracious historical value. Nevertheless, some of it can be confirmed, and when so, offers an unique look at life within the often misunderstood Tribe of Clowns, the Silver Seal itself, and the notorious stretch of almost barren island known as Camp Fornax. Camp Fornax was an off-shore haven for all types of activities and secret festivities, and despite continued efforts by the more-or-less figurehead Empress of Carnipelago to shut the camp down and revert it to a national park, it remained an excellent source of some of our favorite material. Including Luxx's introduction to his bouncer and bodyguard's sibling Maelie, the first chapter of which we present here.